ARE YOU A PARTY ANIMAL?

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…… Party Animal: (noun) - His eating habits are not yet known or completely understood, but he is frequently seen rejecting the contents of his stomach into vases, urns, toilets, top-loading washing machines, priceless heirlooms, and other receptacles. This demonstrates his inability to recognise the sentimental or emotional value of objects. He is sometimes hairy, sometimes quite close-shaven, while in the wild, Party Animals seek out the sick, weak, or most intoxicated of females for his mate. Available this Wednesday online & in-store ……